"If My Grandmother Had Wheels She'd Be A Trolley Car" - Jeff Kessler

THAT’S MY LAWYER! That’s what you want right there! Showmanship. Humor. Incredible lines. I don’t even know what Kessler is saying here in regards to the report being a fishing expedition but I 10,000% agree with him. “If my grandmother had wheels she’d by a trolley car” is our generation’s “If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit.” That’s why Kessler is the best, folks. Right there.